It's the Small Things....

Some days are just true diamonds in the rough.

Train driver on empty tube from Kennington this morning:

Good morning ladies and gents! This train was empty on arrival but it takes 1000 people, so pile on, squeeze up and make new friends!

Mass e-mail around my building today:

Hi All-

Sorry for the mass email- although this may apply to everyone and anyone. I've been speaking to a potential client who runs a troupe of midgets/dwarfs/little people-

www.theminiman.co.uk

(that's an example of one of the guys available)

Aside from looking at potentially advertising with us, Mr X was keen to offer their services for parties (big or small), events and photo shoots.
I said I would pass his contact details around in case anyone may want to book them in the future-

Please email Mr X @ alternativepeople@serviceprovider.com or call this number.

Thanks